Monday, February 21, 2011

My New Pet

Hey everybody, I just got back from the zoo and something crazy happened! I was looking at the animals and some shady looking person came up to me and asked if I wanted to take an animal home today. He told me he was a zoo keeper so I figured it would be OK. As I was looking around I tried to find the perfect pet. I knew I couldn't afford to feed one of the large animals and I didn't particularly want my hand bitten off, so the lion was out. And that's when I saw her. It was a baby girl penguin!

My penguin is the perfect pet because I already have a pretty big freezer. I think I'm going to slowly ween the penguin off of the cold so eventually it won't need to kept in the freezer. Right now my cat doesn't quite know what to think about the penguin (I named her Flappy). Oh well, the cat can either get over it or start to like her, because lets face it, the penguin is much cooler and will stay. Oh yeah, if anyone likes to go fishing call me so I can feed her...she is getting very hungry!

Mr. Torpin

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  2. why would you name her flappy it sounds wierd

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  3. Nice name it is so cute. Flappy!

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  4. the penguin sounds nonviolent and i think that you should get her a friend. but not a dude. yet

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  5. I like that name! I LOVE penguins too :)

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  6. a girl penguin not a guy thats weird. sweet a non cold pengiun maybe.cool I will call you because i like fishing.

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  7. why don't you just go to the store and buy some fish for her

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